Tuesday, December 9, 2014

Deck the House

Deck the House
By Rev. Lonnie C. Crowe

We toured the town to celebrate Christmas with those
 who play one-up-manship with outdoor decorations.

A Cornhusker fan displays a gigantic red "N".

Near the corner, Santa kneels before a manger
on which the baby Jesus rests with a light bulb in His head.

The Johnson's ceramic yard dog wears antlers and a red nose.

The Methodists have a recalcitrant llama in their living nativity.

The neighbors experience brown-out
whenever Eilene throws the switches to illumine
the Holy Family in Santa's workshop.

The folks on the hill have a Christmas tree
    protruding crookedly through their sky-light.

And Santa's hoisting a beer stein.

Happy Birthday, Jesus.

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